Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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