: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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