Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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