btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
where are you?
Hypothermia
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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