were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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