Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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