so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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