i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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