I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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My penis needs a shock collar
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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