she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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