ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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