Are we in a gay sports bar?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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