Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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