And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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