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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
