I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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