the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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