Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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