Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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