Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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