I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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