We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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