You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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