I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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