I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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