This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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