Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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