it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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