My Higher Power is John Stamos
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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