We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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