your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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