I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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