Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She tied me up with her honor cords...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
