Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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