Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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