why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Damn victory sex feels great
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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