The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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