dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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