Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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