So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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