doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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