there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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