Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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