You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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