my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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