Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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