I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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