Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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