I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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