ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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