Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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