the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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