Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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