on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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