we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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