is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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