i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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