ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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