Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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