My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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