Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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