u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I supernannyed him into submission
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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