Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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