i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I think I just sharted jello shots
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