Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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